mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

heyfunniest:

everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting

FATTER

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

uglyqt:

TELL ME I’M CUTE EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me